Guest Columnist

With COVID-19 running rampant, the mayor called the Homeland Security Committee to adopt a protocol to guide the citizens. Obediently, the town’s 12 electors trouped into the old ZCBJ lodge hall to apply their wisdom and ingenuity to the problem. No sooner had Chairperson Ork Dorken rapped his old Coke bottle for order when the retired Soo Line-Great Northern depot agent, Orville Jo...