Ole said to Carlson, the bachelor: “Do you know what it means to come home to a wife who will cook for you, love you, take care of you, adore you?
Carlson: No. What does it mean?
Ole: It means you’re in the wrong house.
Ole had to consult a lawyer named Gilbertson. The lawyer said, “Before we start, I have to have a hundred dollar retainer. The entitles you t...