Ole and Lena dated for many years, and Lena was beginning to think that Ole would never ask her to marry him.
One evening, as they studied the menu at a new Chinese restaurant, Ole asked, “Lena, vould yew prefer your rice fried or boiled?”
Jumping at the chance, Lena quickly replied, “I vould like my rice trown, Ole! And da sooner da better!”
From Lea...