Little Ole left for Sunday School very late one morning. He was sure he would never make it in time, so he kept praying as he ran faster and faster, “Lord, please don’t make me late! Please don’t make me late, Lord!!”
All of a sudden, Little Ole fell flat!
“Vell, ye viz, Lord,” he bawled, “Yew didn’t have tew push me!!”
Lena really prides herself ...