One day Ole went to his dentist. After checking Ole’s teeth, the dentist said, “You don’t need a thing done today, Ole.”
“Vell, dat’s okay, Doc,” said Ole. “I feel lucky tewday, so drill anyway”
Lena was at it again. She had just had another accident.
“Ma’am, what gear were you in when you had the accident?” asked the traffic officer.
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