“Have yew christened yer new baby yet, Pete?” asked Ole. “Vell, ya, ve have,” replied Pets. “And vat did yew name her?” asked Ole. “Hazel.” “Vot!” yelled Ole. “Ve have two hundred and forty-seven saints tew name do kid agter, and den yew go and name her after a nut!!”
“I hear yer son is on the football team, Hilda,” said Lena. “Vell, ya, he is,” replied...