Know how a Norwegian lost 5 pounds? He took a bath.
How do you get a onearmed Swede out of a tree? --- You wave at him.
Ole showed up for work with bandaged ears. “What happened?” asked a fellow worker.
“Vell,” said Ole, “Last night I vas ironing my shirt vhen da phone rang and I picked up da iron by mistake.”
“What happened to the other ear...