O’Toole said to his nagging wife, “What’s the matter?”
She said, “I’m homesick.”
O’Toole said, “but this is your home.”
She said, “I know, and I’m sick of it.”
A man travels the world in search of what he wants, and then comes home to find it.
As seen in The Unnecessary Sayings of the Irish in Conversation, by Hal...