Irish Jokes

Murphy and his wife moved from a small terraced house to a block of flats. They were on the 40th floor. Murphy said to her, “This is our first real home. I hope you’ll be proud of it and keep it clean. She said, “I will, I’m house proud.” She went out Tuesday and didn’t get back until Friday. Murphy said, “In God’s name, where have you been.” She said, “I’ve been...

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