Flanagan’s little boy had just started school. One night his mother asked, “How much is 4 plus 4?” The little fellow replied, “Seven” Flanagan proudly said, “That child has brains, he only missed it by three.”
Murph and four of his mates were playing poker and drinking for three days nonstop. He was losing a fortune, just couldn’t get the right cards at all. On the thi...