Ole and Lena

Ole stopped by the neighborhood tavern for a drink. He ordered a shot of whiskey with two drops of water. The curious bartender asked Ole why the strange mixture. Ole replied, “Vell, now dat I’m getting older, I can hold my viskey better dan I can hold my vater.” Dr. Svensberg made house calls. One afternoon, he was called to check on Lena who was in terrible pain. As the doctor...

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