Coronavirus Brings Pontius Pilate Anxiety
“This emergency anti-virus meeting of the Homeland Committee will come to order,” announced Chairperson Ork Dorken as he rapped the head table with his genuine Coke bottle.
“Security Officer Garvey Erfald will take the roll.”
Garvey stood up and glanced around the room, counting 11 members all spaced six feet apart.
“Let the record show we’re all here e...