Lars decided to go to a movie ne night. He bought his ticket and went in. Pretty soon he came out and bought another ticket. Again, he went on in. In a few minutes he returned and went up to the ticket window. “I vould like tew buy a ticket,” he said. “But this is the third ticket you have bought, sir,” said the sales lady. “Vell, ya, I know dat,” said Lars. “But dere’s a big gu...