“Uff-da, Ole! Golfing must be bad fer your heart!” remarked Lena. “Vhat makes yew say dat?” asked Ole. “Vell,” replied Lena. “I yust heard a golfer say dat he had four stroked on da very first hole!!”
“Vhat is yer favorite rock group, dad?” asked Little Lena, His teenage daughter. Ole scratched his head and thought for long time. Finally, he replied, “I guess it...