Doctor (on the phone): Ole, I have to tell you. . .your check came back.
Ole: Vell, let me tell YOU sumting. So did my artritis!
Knute met Ole on the street one day. He said, “What’s new, Ole?” “Vell,” said Ole. “My vife yust ran off with my best friend. I’m sure going to miss him.”
Out Norwegian friends down in Decorah, Iowa, have reported a break-...