Church Jokes

Whistle While You Pray During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary’s mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and after church asked, “Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?” Gary answered soberly, “I asked God to teach me to whistle—and He just then did!” Amen D...

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