Lena’s good friend Helga had been going steady with Rasmus for 20 years. One night Rasmus remarked, “Helga . . . ve have been going togedder for 20 years. Maybe ve should get married.” “Married?” exclaimed Helga. “At OUR age, WHO vould have us?”
Ole was asked to play a part in the local Fourth of July pageant. He had one line: “Hark, is that a cannon I hear?” For wee...