What is the Christmas greeting for sheep in Mexico? Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood
What goes HO, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa Claus caught in a revolving door.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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