“We had no town Christmas tree this year and I want to know what happened,” Orville Jordan raged at the December meeting of 12 electors at the Homeland Security Committee in the Community Hall.
“Well, I designated a committee of two on December 16 to get a Christmas tree even though it was already late,” Chairman Ork Dorken explained.
“Did they stop at the Last Watering Hole over to Durgen and spend…