Ole and Lena

Ole was in Hollywood and NBC selected him to be on one of those Quiz shows that give away a new cars, luggage, trips to Hawaii. Quizmaster Bob Barker said, “Now Ole, for a glamorous trip for two to Hawaii. . . tell me where Christ was born.”

Ole: Vas it Pittsburgh?

Barker: No, but tell you what, I’ll give you one more chance.

Ole: Must have been Philadelphia.

Barker: Sorry, Ole. . . no trip to Hawaii.…