KC’s Column

GREAT BEGINNINGS, 1802

Chorus: “D-U-Z, D-U-Z.” Girl Singer: “Put DUZ in your washing machine, take your clothes out bright and clean; when you DUZ your wash, you’ll sing ‘DUZ does everything.’”

Announcer: “Hello, there, we’ve been waiting for you. It’s time to play Truth or Consequences. Yes, Truth or Consequences, the show that does everything on the air, is brought to you by DUZ, the soap that doe…