Sunday Stupor
Miss Gladys was a regular fixture in morning worship at First Church. On this one particular morning the pastor’s message went on forever. Some in the congregation dozed off.
Following the service, she walked up to a very sleepy looking visitor to welcome him. “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”
To which the visitor replied, “You’ve not the only one.”
Not to Worry
Seven-year-old Mark was overheard …