KC’s Column

(Sound of a phone ringing)

Woman: “Hello.”

Voice: “Are you listening to your radio, ma’am?”

Woman: “Yes.”

Voice: “To what program are you listening, please?”

Woman: “Those Websters.”

Voice: “Can you tell me what’s advertised?”

Woman: “Of course, everybody knows that. Delicious Quaker Oats.”

Announcer: “Those Websters, the Quaker Oats program, each week reminds you that families are f…