Ole was attacked by two muggers. He fought back violently, but after a furious battle they rifled his pockets and came up with 57 cents.
At that point, one mugger asked Ole, “Why did you fight like a tiger for this small changed?”
“Vell, is dot all yew vanted?” Ole asked. “I vas afraid yew vere after da $500 dat I’ve got in my shoe!”
Ole finally mustered enough courage to give a pint of blood at the …