Whistle While You Pray
During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary’s mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and after church asked, “Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?”
Gary answered soberly, “I asked God to teach me to whistle—and He just then did!”
Amen
During a children’s sermon. Reverend Larry asked the boys and girls what the…