Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. The boss noticed and asked where he had been.
Ole: Getting a haircut.
Boss: On company time?
Ole: It grew on company time.
Boss: Not all of it.
Ole: I didn’t get it all cut off.
Little Ole explained to his Grandma how to make toast. “First,” said Little Ole, “You take some bread, put it on da stove and burn it. Den you take it to da sink and scrape it.”
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