Ole and Lena

Poor Ole was really in trouble!! As he sits in court, the Judge says, “Ole, you charged with breaking into a dress shop three times and stealing just one dress! What is your explanation?”

“Vell, Your Honor, I took da dress as a present fer my wife, Lena, and she made me exchange it twice!” explained the embarrassed Ole.

Little Lena was asked to description an elephant after the first-grade class vis…