No Excuse Sunday
To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special “No Excuse Sunday.”
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say” Sunday is my only day to sleep in.”
There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.
We will have steel helmets for those who say, “The roof would cave in if I ever came to…