Good News, Bad News
The pastor of Second Church stood before his congregation and announced, “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.
“The bad news is the church needs a new roof !” The congregation groaned.
“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.” A cheer went up from the congregation.
“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
Honest Praying
Minister: “So your mot…