Church Jokes

Fund-Raising

Pastor Martin led off the special fund-raising drive by visiting the James’s home, where Tim responded to his pastor’s request for a hundred dollars with, “No, Pastor, I can’t do it.”

“Well then, how about fifty?”

“I can’t do it, Pastor, I’m heavily in debt, and I have to pay my creditors first.”

“But, Tim, you owe a great debt to God, too. Don’t you think he deserves your input?”

“He sure…