Church Jokes

Hymn Professions

Here’s an old standby that’s worth sharing with a music director.

Dentist’s hymn--“Crown Him with Many Crowns”

Mender’s hymn--“Holy, Holy, Holy”

Politician’s hymn--“Standing on the Promises”

Shopper’s hymn— “In the Sweet by and by”

Paramedic’s hymn— “Revive Us Again”

Shoe repairer’s hymn— “It is Well with My Soul”

Librarian’s hymn— “Whispering Hope”

Umpire’s hymn— “I Need No Other Argument…