Mower and Mower
Pastor Sampson was making visitation rounds on his trusty bicycle, when he turned a corner and came upon a young boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for it?” Sampson asked.
“I just need enough money to buy a bicycle,” the boy explained. After a moment of thought, the preacher asked, “Will you take my bike in trade for it?”
“Mister, you’ve to yourself a deal.”
The pre…