Stupid things I’LL NEVER do again, part 3...By Bob Simmons

We left each other last week just as I’ve been pulled over on The Massachusetts Turnpike, this after my debut standup comedy/Master of Ceremonies routine at the famed Magic Lantern Strip Club in beautiful Palmer, Mass. A quick review – this short maybe quarter mile section of ‘the pike’ goes past a Monsanto chemical plant that at the time had been manufacturing ingredients used in plastics. Everyo…