A long, long time ago, in a very mystical place, a handsome man bought a laptop and his beautiful bride was not happy. OK, it was actually about 16 or 17 years ago and the place was Best Buy Grand Forks, and to be perfectly honest, the man was not exactly handsome. In fact, he was me. Unfortunately, my beautiful bride truly was not happy, and she had very good reasons not to be. We could not af...