Stupid things I’LL NEVER do again, part 2...By Bob Simmons

Stupid things I’LL NEVER do again, part 2...By Bob Simmons
Stupid things I’LL NEVER do again, part 2...By Bob Simmons

Early 1980s, I was wacky radio morning man, debuting my ‘adult’ standup comedy act as Ernie the Three Legged Clown at a strip club , car broken, borrowed dads Volkswagen Beetle to get to gig. More context in last week’s issue.

So to get to Palmer, Mass. and the Magic Lantern. I used the Massachusetts Turnpike. The ‘Pike’ as it’s called traverses the Bay State from east to west. There is about a qua…