A woman in Donegal went to the cemetery, and said to the head grave keeper, “I’d like to see my husband’s grave. He said, “What’s his name?” She said, “O’Toole.” He said, “What’s his first name?” She said, “Paddy.” He said, “We’ve got no Paddy in her Maam. The only O’Toole buried here is a Maggie O’Toole.” She said, “Oh, that’s him, everything’s in my...