Church Jokes

Caught in the Acts Sister Deena had just returned home from Sunday evening service then she was started by a burglar. With great biblical authority she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!”, which implies “Turn from your sin.” The thief stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the place and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the ...

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