I will not be happy if he falls off the side of a mountain…
This very pleasant looking young man, who I am sure is less than half my age, smiles over his shoulder as he pedals his $3,000 bike along a beautiful trail, on the side of a beautiful mountain, in Hawaii and says, “Hey, you are doing great!”
My response, uttered under my breath, is “Ya, right you lying punk.” I do not say it out-loud. Call me paranoid but I am half convinced t...