“Vhy are yew eating dinner standing on vun foot, Lena?” asked Ole.
“Because da doctor told me tew eat a balanced diet!” replied Lena.
Lena and Hilda were having dinner together one night. When it came time for dessert, Lena took da biggest piece of cake.
Hilda looked very surprised and said, “Vell, Lena, dat sure vasn’t very polite of yew! Yew took da b...