A big grizzly bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer. Ole, who had drank a few too many, put his arms around the bear and gave him a big hug.
“Grrr,” growled the bear as he picked Ole up and threw him out into the street.
“Uff-da!” muttered Ole. “Give a voman a fur coat and dey tink day own da vorld!!”
From Leapin’ Lena Illustrations by Charl...