When Lena was young, she hired out as a maid. A large party was planned, and the hostess was coaching Lena on how to behave at this special event. “When you serve the guests, Lena, please be careful not to spill anything” she said.
“Yew can depend on me, ma’am,” replied Lena. “I von’t breath a vord tew anyvun!”
From Leapin’ Lena Illustrations by Charl...