Lars stopped by Ole’s farm one day for a chat on the porch. Suddenly, he heard a “voof, voof,” and was suddenly bumped from behind.
“Vat in da vorld is dat ting,” Lars asked Ole.
“Vell, dat, my friend, is an import from da old country.” Ole beamed, bursting with pride. “Yew are looking at a Norvegian Vonder Dog! He’s da smartest ting tew come our of Norvay ...