Church Jokes

A Nasty Letter

After receiving a mean-spirited letter from one of his members, Pastor Bob went into the church office and dictated the following to his secretary:

“The enclosed letter arrived on my desk a few days ago. I am sending it to you because I think you ought to know that some idiot is sending out letters over your signature. Cordially...”

Helpful Prayer

Timmy had been misbehaving in children’…