As I spun the handle on our Whirly-Pop, keeping the popcorn from scorching, I smiled at my bride and commented, “you can tell everyone that on Sunday evenings I am old and cranky.” Without missing a beat, she replied, “yep, and on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.” My only possible reply was ouch, so I put on my best puppy dog sad face and commented, “ooooouc...