Letter to the Editor

Dear Editor,

Thoughts while contemplating a broken foot:

THAT WAS REALLY STUPID.

Playing cards got me in trouble in the first place; now what am I fit for? Playing cards

So how much trouble can I get into with one foot propped up on a chair?

How much laziness can I get away with?

All those people who were so worried about my walking on the overpass over the Interstate were focused on the wrong thing. Wh…