Lifestyle

Ole and Lena

Lars met Ole on the street one day. “Vell, Ole, how has Lena been lately?” asked Lars. “Vell, Lena’s pretty gud. She vent tew da beauty shop and got herself all fixed up vit a new per and mud packs. She looked yust great fer tree days!” replied Ole. “Vell, den vat happened?” asked Lars.

Church Jokes

A Nasty Letter After receiving a mean-spirited letter from one of his members, Pastor Bob went into the church office and dictated the following to his secretary: “The enclosed letter arrived on my desk a few days ago.

Dakota Datebook

ND Slogan? March 16, 2020 — John F McGrann was completing a weeklong circuit of the state of North Dakota on this day in 1924. Mr.

Tidbits from AMAC

Falsa alarma It was a quiet Sunday morning when the phones began to ring at the police station in the town of Molina de Segura, Spain. “A lion is on the loose,” the callers reported, asking for assistance.

Powerful Tools for Caregivers classes are coming to Drayton

Six-week class meets every Tuesday, March 31 through May 5, 2020 from 1:30 pm to 3:00 pm at the Drayton Senior Center. Do you: Take Dad to his medical appointments? Sort your Mom’s mail and help her pay bills? Help your spouse get dressed and move around the house?

Calendar of Events

• Classical Piano Performance: That was to be held on Laetare Sunday, March 22, St. Edward’s in Drayton has been postponed. A future date is yet to be determined. • Live by all Yahuah’s words: Everyone choosing to “Live By all Yahuah’s Words” (Dt.

Protect yourself from Census Scams

April 1, 2020, is Census Day — the due date for Americans to take part in the decennial national headcount. Of course, scammers will use the census as another opportunity to con you out of your personal information and then your money.

Pembina County Memorial Hospital Foundation Fry Bread Taco Fundraiser Cancelled

Pembina County Memorial Hospital Foundation Fry Bread Taco Fundraiser scheduled for April 1, 2020 is cancelled due to COVID-19. Authorities are recommending the cancellations of mass gatherings to reduce the opportunities for the virus transmission.

Ole and Lena

As Ole shook the pastor’s hand on the way our of church on Sunday, he asked. “Tell me, Reverend, is it a sin fre me tew play golf on Sundays?” “I’ve seen you at the golf course. Ole, and it’s a sin for you to play golf any day of the week!!” replied the pastor.

Meet Hailey Ladouceur

Halley is the first-grade daughter of Joseph and Sabrina Ladouceur. She has a sister Kaijun who is 8 and a brother Larry who is 5. She has three dogs: Paddy, Ruby, and Riley and a cat named Shade. She likes to play with friends. She says she is really good at painting.